Hi Tiana. Seeing as you are a complete and utter failure as a writer, I am going to educate you on the definition of a word that you seem confused by. 'Opinion' as printed up there at the top of your garbage article means that everything you write is what you think. However, much of your article is being passed off as fact. Had you screwed your goddamn brain on a little tighter, you may have figured out that your 'opinion' evidently consists of a bunch of fucking lies. Your article should be called this:
An article to showcase why I would be better suited for licking toilets clean than I am for journalism.
Allow me to point out why so you can start imagining what those toilets taste like.
Let's start with this dipshittery. First of all...why in the fucking fuck would any company pull an ad for an
A L L E G E D
crime? That, in and of itself, is a completely asinine statement to make. You want a man to lose his job, his life, everything...just because of an unproven allegation? Horseshit. Let's talk about that "evidence".
- 0 witnesses as of now. Besides herself.
- A few photographs that do not match up to her declaration and that are also without metadata.
- A video that shows her abusing him by illegally filming him and gaslighting him. So that is inadmissable.
That's fucking IT. Incriminating evidence my ass.
Why the fuck do you suppose the California judge dismissed her case with prejudice in 2016? BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A CASE, CHUCKLEFUCK.
Moving on to this crock of shit...
BITCH. FUCKING. WHERE. ARE. THE. OTHER. PHYSICAL. ASSAULT. ALLEGATIONS?
Are you talking about the hotel room? Because that was dropped.
Are you talking about the paparazzi incident? Not only was it dropped, his actions would have been legal today.
Johnny Depp's record is clean. I know, I've fucking seen it.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT YOU CALLING THE MEDIA AN 'EXCUSE' WHEN YOU ARE BUSY PARADING AROUND AS A HALFWIT SHITMOUTH WHO DARES TO CALL HERSELF A JOURNALIST.
Actually, at this point, I am not even sure you could lick a toilet clean sufficiently.
Let's talk about that temporary restraining order.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW EASY THOSE ARE TO OBTAIN IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA? OBVIOUSLY NOT SINCE YOU CAN'T OPERATE BEYOND A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH.
You also realize that Amber Heard is incapable of telling the truth? Elton FUCKING John is more straight than any story she has ever told, and that includes her piece of shit friends.
And "slapped" her with a restraining order, huh? Fuck you, pathetic bitch. Regardless of the gender, this is ridiculous language to use when reporting about alleged abuse.
There is absolutely no proof whatsoever that she donated all of that money to charity. None.
As I have already mentioned, those photographs were submitted without metadata, and as such, the date and time on which they were taken is completely unknown. Furthermore,
NO SUCH VIDEO EXISTS WHERE HE THROWS A FUCKING WINE BOTTLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
And Amber Heard did NOT attempt to "calm him down", she was trying to wind him up. Anyone with a basic level of knowledge in psychology (like high school level...though I am questioning whether you made it through high school) can tell.
I see that you have completely failed to mention Depp's 29 other witnesses, which include one of Heard's friends, Heard's stylist, two police officers, plenty of Depp's friends, his island staff, and others. You have also somehow failed to mention that Heard sent Depp an extortion letter during their divorce asking for THREE of those penthouses, a Range Rover, 50 thousand dollars a month in spousal support, and paid legal fees. Does that sound like an abuse victim terrified for her life?
Didn't fucking think so.
ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID? DEPP IS SUING HEARD BECAUSE HE FACED THE CONSEQUENCES OF LOSING HIS ACTING ROLE AS CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW. HIS CHILDREN HAVE FACED ABUSE. HE HAS FACED ABUSE FOR THREE YEARS. DRINK BLEACH.
ALSO, PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHICH "EVIDENCE AND PERSONAL PATTERNS" HE HAS DEMONSTRATED. ALSO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WINONA RYDER, JULIETTE LEWIS, KATE MOSS, VANESSA PARADIS, LORI ANN WILSON, AND SHERILYN FENN HAVE ALL COME FORWARD TO DEFEND HIM. EXPLAIN THAT, BITCH.
YOU LITERALLY ADMIT WHY THIS ARTICLE SHOULDN'T BE WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE. IT MUST BE A TRIP BEING AS FUCKED UP AS YOU.
DEPP HAS MORE EVIDENCE ON HEARD THAN YOU HAVE DYING BRAIN CELLS.
PLEASE, FOR HUMANITIES SAKE, GO LICK TOILETS, AND IF YOU FAIL AT THAT, MOVE ON TO PORT-A-POTTIES. YOU WOULD BE RIGHT AT HOME WITH ALL OF THE SHIT.